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Grampa Simpson
Not many people know that Abe Simpson is a highly decorated veteran
of the Second World War. Even fewer people know that he is the
inventor of the toilet and the man who made cats and dogs hate one
another. No one knows these things about Abe because no one listens
to him. In fact, they usually leave the room when he starts to speak.
Father of Homer Simpson, grandfather of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Abe,
aka Grampa, lives in the Springfield Retirement Castle where he enjoys
soft foods and company of his friends. Abe was lucky enough to
briefly find success in his retirement as a writer for the award-winning
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon series. That career came to an end when he
publicly scolded the entire cartoon industry at an awards show. He
has won no awards since then.
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Patty Bouvier
Patty Bouvier resents the suggestion that her life is empty and boring.
First, she has her sisters Selma and Marge, but foremost, she has
Richard Dean Anderson, aka MacGyver. She passes her days as a
clerk at the Springfield Department of Motor Vehicles, administering eye
exams and approving people for driver's licenses. She spends her
nights at home, watching MacGyver and smoking cigarettes. Many,
many cigarettes. Patty prides herself on being less desperate than her
twin sister, Selma, who has been married and divorced twice.
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Selma Bouvier
The only thing Selma Bouvier hates more than her brother-in-law,
Homer Simpson, is being single. She has been married twice and, as
luck would have it, divorced twice as well. First, she married
Sideshow Bob shortly after he served his prison term for framing
Krusty the Clown. The marriage ended amicably after Bob tried to blow
Selma up during their honeymoon. Her second marriage was to Troy
McClure, whom you might remember from such films as The Greatest
Story Ever Hula-ed and They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall. She
married Troy in order to restore his reputation after a scandal involving
underage fish nearly ended the thespian's career. Their marriage
ended after Selma and Troy realized they neither loved nor felt
particularly attracted to one another. For now, Selma's most enduring
relationship is with Jub Jub, her pet iguana.
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Waylon Smithers
How many people can say they love their jobs as much as Waylon
Smithers? As the personal assistant to C. Montgomery Burns, Smithers
enjoys an intimacy with power that most people will never experience.
His responsibilities include driving Mr. Burns, peddling him on a tandem
bike, cleaning and maintaining his denture collection (including Burns'
prized fang dentures) and calling employees into Burns' office to be
fired. Outside of work, Smithers spends his time collecting Malibu Stacy
dolls, using his computer (with its Mr. Burns screensaver) and going
on vacation at men's singles resorts. His greatest ambition is for Mr.
Burns to respond to his loving devotion; short of that, he'd like to own
the latest life-size Malibu Stacy outfit.
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Monty Burns
C. Montgomery Burns, Springfield's richest man, built his atomic energy
fortune from the ground up after inheriting his father's atom-splitting
factory. As owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, he has been
able to control local elections, manage a championship-winning
baseball team, hold a chair on the board of Springfield University and
build a contraption large enough to block out the sun and plunge the
town into complete darkness. After a near-fatal shooting by Maggie
Simpson and a brief bankruptcy almost ended his empire, Mr. Burns
returned to the seat of power where he resides to this day. More
misunderstood than evil, Mr. Burns may possess unparalleled power in
Springfield, but he can barely lift a baseball bat. His hobbies include
money fights with his assistant, Waylon Smithers, cultivating a
wardrobe made entirely of innocent animals' pelts and courting some of
Springfield's most eligible seniors like Jacqueline Bouvier (otherwise
known as Marge Simpson's mother).
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Itchy & Scratchy
It's difficult to put your finger on the exact formula for Itchy &
Scratchy's success. Perhaps it's the unbreakable bond that keeps
these two together week after week on their award-winning,
highly-rated animated series. Perhaps it's the ingenuity of their
interactions, the brilliance of their improvisational dealings. Or maybe
it's the carnage: the violent, bloody, nasty ways they've figured out to
hurt one another. Whatever it is, it's kept an entire generation of
Springfield's children in stitches while causing a few to induce stitches
from emulating their violent routines. Bane of concerned parents
everywhere, the Itchy & Scratchy Show is required viewing for all
children who love mice that hate cats.
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Ned Flanders
The Good Lord has been very good to Ned Flanders, thank you very
much. Not only was he blessed with his lovely wife, Maude, but
together they raised two special little Christian Soldiers, Rod and Todd.
Sadly, the Lord took Maude from Ned in a tragic NASCAR accident and
now Ned must raise his boys alone. He lives in one of the best-kept
houses in Evergreen Terrace, and the Leftorium, his left-handed-only
retail business, is booming. There isn't much for Ned to complain about.
Except for his neighbor, Homer Simpson, and all of his swearing on the
other side of the fence. Oh, and there's Reverend Lovejoy, who's
devout but, well sir, not quite pious. And, well, there's always the
traumatic memories of Ned's childhood, during which he was raised by
overly tolerant beatnik parents who fostered creativity and
independence in their boy. Other than that, Ned can't really complain.
Everything is pretty okilly-dokilly.
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Santa's Little Helper
Santa's Little Helper may not have been lucky for Homer Simpson at the
racetrack one Christmas Eve, but he sure has turned out to be one
fortunate dog. Loved and doted on by his owner, Bart Simpson,
Santa's Little Helper enjoys the sort of life that most dogs can only
dream about: He belongs to a tolerant family who let him tear up the
furniture and eat from the table, he enjoyed a brief but fruitful
relationship with a lovely greyhound (together they had 25 puppies, all
of whom escaped being killed by Mr. Burns) and he earned a degree
from one of Springfield's most prestigious canine academies. Of
course, life hasn't been all milkbones for Santa's Little Helper: His legs
were broken by Mr. Burns, he was abandoned by the Simpson family
for Laddie, a better-bred dog Bart bought from a catalog, and he was
forced to eat several pounds of fried bacon when Homer briefly flirted
with a career in grease harnessing. Santa's Little Helper enjoys long
walks with Bart, burying things in the backyard and begging for food.
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Barney Gumble
Barney Gumble could've been somebody. A prodigious student with his
sights set on Harvard, he could've been a contender instead of a bum,
which is what he is. But say what you will about Barney, he's a man
who knows love--love for beer. Barney has been known to drink beer
directly from the tap, out of used ashtrays and from other places you
probably don't want to know more about. He also knows success: In
between lengthy sits on his regular bar stool at Moe's Tavern, Barney
sang for the Be Sharp a-capella group, directed and starred in an
award-winning film shown at the Springfield Film Festival, owned and
operated his own snow-plowing business, became an astronaut and,
during one of his few lucid periods, dated Linda Ronstadt. In addition to
these exciting jobs, Barney has also worked as a leaflet-distributing big
baby and sold his sperm to the Springfield Sperm Bank. Oh, and he
drank beer. Lots of beer.
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Moe Szyslak
One of the most closely guarded secrets in Springfield is Moe the
bartender's last name. It's Szyslak, he'll tell you, but why the hell are
you asking? Even more closely guarded are details of Moe's personal
life. Outside of pulling taps at Moe's Tavern, the bartender seems to
spend at least part of his time at the shooting range (he's a charter
member of the Springfield Gun Club) and bowling with his league team,
the Pin Pals. No one knows how Moe has managed to keep his bar
open all these years--most nights there are only three or four regulars,
and his efforts to change the place into a family restaurant failed on
account of his uncontrollable rage. But many suspect that he is still
receiving residual checks from his stint as a child actor on the Our
Gang show back in the '40s. Moe was the ugly kid.
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