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this page has info on lisa and marge simpson and a review of bart simpson
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Marge Simpson
Marge is the putty that just barely
holds the Simpson family together
week after week. By sensibly
drawing the line at such frivolous
expenses as an electric garage
door opener and changes of
clothing for her children, Marge
manages to stretch Homer's
modest salary to cover the
tremendous costs incurred by a family of the '90s:
Homer's beer and donut supply, and such necessary
expenses as a day trip to India to meet the owner
of the Kwik-E Mart Corporation.
However, Marge doesn't just bake cookies and
stand by her man. She has been on both sides of
the thin blue line. Not only has she served in
Springfield's police department for a short while, but
with her freewheeling neighbor Ruth Powers, she
has gone on a high-speed consciousness-raising
adventure, even outwitting and outrunning Police
Chief Wiggum himself. She also has starred in "Oh,
Streetcar!," a musical adaptation of "A Streetcar
Named Desire," and worked at the local nuclear
power plant alongside her husband. Before leaving
that job, Marge bravely accused plant owner
Montgomery Burns of sexual harassment.
Unfortunately, Marge's attorney, Lionel Hutz, threw
in the towel when he saw that Mr. Burns' lawyers
owned suits with matching jackets and pants.
Marge's one extravagance is having her tall blue hair
done twice a day. Her hair does come in handy,
however, as it enables the Simpsons to locate one
another easily when they visit an amusement park
or zoo.
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Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson takes after both
her parents: she has Marge's
common sense, hard work ethic
and sympathy for others; she
has Homer's last name. Lisa's
enormous intelligence and moral
authority place her in a unique
position in the Simpson family --
and, for that matter, Springfield
at large.
Each parents' night at Springfield Elementary,
Homer and Marge fight to meet with Lisa's teachers
rather than Bart's on the theory that being offered a
tin of cookies as thanks is less "upsetting" and
"costly" than reviewing quarterly property damage
assessments for melted playground equipment. This
second grader also plays the saxophone with the
virtuosity, if not stubble, of Springfield's late blues
great, Bleeding Gums Murphy.
For the record, Lisa says she watches TV only for
"The MacNeil-Lehrer Report" -- particularly since it
expanded to one hour -- and any Masterpiece
Theatre serialization of wordy British novels. In
truth, however, she is always willing to interrupt a
piercing MacNeil-Lehrer roundtable whenever her
beloved "Itchy & Scratchy" cartoons are on TV. Her
deep love for cartoon characters proves that, no
matter how precocious she may be, Lisa is still a
Simpson.
she is much smarter than homer and bart simpson
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this is a review of bart
TBart is the most misunderstood
Simpson. He is constantly
frustrated by the narrow-minded
people of Springfield who judge
him merely by his thoughts and
actions. At heart, he's just a good
kid with a few bad ideas, a
couple of really bad ideas and
one or two that are still being
reviewed by the Springfield district attorney.
Basically, Bart is no different from any ordinary
fourth grader. He enjoys skateboarding, bubble
gum, caring for his pet elephant, appearing on the
"Conan O'Brien Show" and singlehandedly bringing
a homicidal TV sidekick to justice, twice.
Bart rides an academic roller coaster, his grades
running the loop-the-loop from F to D-, and back
again. But he can be ingenious when the chips are
down -- as long as his ingenuity is never applied to
anything school-related. He even learned portions of
the Talmud to help reunite his idol, Krusty the
Clown, with Krusty's father, Rabbi Krustofsky.
Perhaps more than anything else, Bart's first words
as a baby provide a window onto his character:
"Aye, Carumba!" -- as true today as they were
when first uttered.
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